I was sure they'd flock to him like a bitch in heat looking to get mounted (5%).

This guy didn't need porn to get off he could easily just flash that perfect face at any girl. I also silently wondered why such a good-looking male specimen was at a porn convention. I wanted to ask him which whore in line was his friend, but I didn't. If that wasn't bad enough, the old geezers behind us were wearing enough makeup to stock Sephora for six months (4%). The eight bitches in front of us were all dressed up like trashy versions of country girls in microscopic cut-off jean shorts. Here are just a few choice descriptions from Kat: If you're not a modest, young, well-groomed person, you're apparently not allowed to enjoy porn, as Kat shames the old people at the convention (women are pathetic cougars, old men are creeps), the women in revealing clothes (sluts and desperate whores), and the women with big breasts (she calls them 'monstrosities').

She proceeds to drag her heels and be a major buzzkill, proclaiming her embarrassment to anyone who will listen - when she's not shaming everyone in sight, that is. So when her friend manages to finagle tickets to an adult entertainment convention, what does Kat do? If you thought 'accept with gratitude,' you would be wrong. Sadly, the only 'slow burn' to be found here is probably going to be caused by a stupidity-induced STD, or a headache from repeatedly banging your head against a wall. Given Zapata's reputation for romantic 'slow burn' romances, I was hoping for a similar sort of 'inside look' at a much-maligned industry. I've read Asa Akira's memoir, and watched several interviews with big name porn actors, including Cracked's 4 Surprising Downsides to Being a Porn Star, which really gives a human face to the industry. How does this problematic, awful book have the following that it does? I picked it up because I find the adult entertainment industry fascinating. This book made me so angry that I took an ice cream break after finishing it so my review wouldn't consist entirely of angry swear words.

Lingus by mariana zapata